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"Shit, I thought they'd never go away."

"If I had nothing to do with this, no way would you be getting sympathy. This is what you get for not letting me do the talking!"

"Yeah, well, you could've warned me."

"Sincerest apologies. I was a little distracted by the dogs at the time."

"Uh-huh. At least they were persuadable."

"You could have persuaded a little faster! I liked those shoes."

"For Pete's sake, I'll buy you a new pair. --On the condition that next time you steal a car for us, you don't steal one from a known dealer."

"You're going to be riding my ass about that for the next hundred years, aren't you."